testchambers:

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testchambers:

jkla;sffsasfd

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Here are some lines written by students in grades 3rd-6th:


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[Writing about a family member’s recent death]


The life of my heart is crimson.

My brother went down
to the river
and put dirt on.

Away went a dull winter wind
that rocked harshly, and bent you said,
‘Father, father’.

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[writing about a terminal illness]


I am feeling burdened
and I taste milk……
I mumble, ‘Please,
please run away.’
But it lives where I live.

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The owls of midnight hoot like me
shutting the door to nothing.


I have provisions. Binary muffins.
It’s an in/out/in/out kind of universe.
We cannot help you,
this is a universe factory.
A sound of rolling symbols.
Disappearing rocks, screams of lizards.
Sanity must prevail. Save vs. Do Not.


I, the star god,
take bones from the
underworlds of past times
to create mankind.

Give the reward to the girls, I got a paycheck.

Charles Ramsey on Anderson Cooper

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omg I could cry

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wonderlandstreasurechest:

Fluke. The most obnoxious dolphin on the planet.

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brashblacknonbeliever:

A Black man can save the lives of three women who have been held captive for ten years and the first thing most people want to do is make fun of his hair and autotune the news report.

Good job internet.

Stay classy.

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Recognized Justice League Weaknesses

fyeahbatmanandrobin:

  • Superman: kryptonite
  • Martian Manhunter: fire
  • Wonder Woman: none, flawless 
  • Green Lantern: yellow crayons
  • Aquaman: dehydration
  • Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs)
  • Batman: Alfred Pennyworth


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hubedihubbe:

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Toothless has a soft spot for Rapunzel. Also he secretly likes to tease Hiccup.

Idk I wanted to do something silly/sweet. uwu

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avatarparallels:

The Fire Nation’s greatest threat. 

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agender-unicorn:

Anne Hathaway and Her Struggle To Contain Her Feminist Rants During Interviews: The Docudrama 

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“This is what fuels your hatred for those who practice magic. You hunted their kind like animals! How many hundreds have you condemned to death to ease your guilt?”

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fireladyphoenix:

Why can no one in my family remember the fact that I don’t like macaroni and cheese? Seriously my sister is the only person who seems to remember this.

newsweek:

Oh for &^#%’s sake.

The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured anything. And it continues to measure nothing. And the whole game is that everybody who does well on it, is so delighted by their good fortune that they don’t want to attack it. And they are the people in charge. Because of course, the way you get to be in charge is by having high test scores. So it’s this terrific kind of rolling scam that every so often, somebody sort of looks and says—well, you know, does it measure intelligence? No. Does it predict college grades? No. Does it tell you how much you learned in high school? No. Does it predict life happiness or life success in any measure? No. It’s measuring nothing.

John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via loveyourchaos)

and much more can be criticized… but lets leave it at that for the moment…

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(Source: thesummerofmark, via thetrainisleaving)

pollums:

speaking of old art, i’ve never uploaded a larger version of this drawing so here it is
i still want fanfic of this

pollums:

speaking of old art, i’ve never uploaded a larger version of this drawing so here it is

i still want fanfic of this

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